Advice Australia Fair

By: Duncan Chalmers

Australians all let us rejoice,
For Johnny kept us free;
He's sent us all our fridge magnets,
Our home security;
A booklet for our well content
To show how much he cares;
Osama's mates, will leave our gates Advice Australia fare!
In joyful strains then let us sing,
"Advice Australia fare!"

When secure airports were all the rage
Was funding given o'er
Steve came upon our teles then
to protect our Native shore.
here he did raise our alertness to
the terrorism threat;
Be alert but not alarmed he said
to beat the terrors yet.
In joyful strains then let us sing.
"Advice Australia fare!"

Beneath our radiant Southern Cross,
We'll toil with hearts and hands;
We will not bow to terrorists.
Confound their deadly plans
For those who've come across the seas
To blow us all to bits;
With booklets and our fridge magnets
We'll give them all the ....
In joyful strains then let us sing
"Advice Australia fare!"

While other nations of the globe
Are all content to wait,
We'll rush with arms to Bush's side
Much like a bull at gate;
With England, and the USA
to keep us on this track
We're off to war, and settle the score
I hope we'll turn back.
In mournful strains to Johnny I ask
"Advice Australia fair!"

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